From the Sept. 30, 1906 NYT:

The flatterer is never a bore.

Only the rich can afford to be stingy.

Good resolutions too often die of malnutrition.

At any rate, the loser is never accused of cheating.

Only a fool will rock the boat on the sea of matrimony.

Faith may move mountains, but it won't remove freckles.

Most troubles are not worth the time it takes to tell them.

Success is often the result of a one-card draw in the game of life.

When a man takes whisky for a cold he doesn't care whether he gets over it or not.

The man who makes his money in trade is sneered at by the man who makes his by marrying it.

The fellow who is imbued with the idea that the world owes him a living can get it in the penitentiary.