This morning, I'm dropping the critter off at her day camp which is located inside one of the state office buildings downtown. As we walk in the lobby we see an Ohio State Highway Patrolman (the OSHP has jursidiction on state property in Ohio) who looks at me wearing a Florida State University t-shirt.

Cop: "Sir, I'm sorry but you can't come in here with that shirt on. Only OSU shirts are allowed."

Me: "Ha, ha. I can't win. Just last week the guy at Will Call at the Detroit Tigers game told me when I showed him my ID that he couldn't give me a ticket because I was from Columbus."

Cop: [Smiling now.] "That's funny. I've given tickets to lots of people from Michigan."